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Playboy Forecasts USC No. 1; BTN Has Some Fun

August 31, 2012 @ No Comments

It’s not officially college football season until Playboy releases its preseason All-America team. Thankfully, the publication has done so in its September issue that is out on newsstands and on i.Playboy.com.

CBS Sports’ Bruce Feldman predicts Southern Cal will capture the Bowl Championship Series crown as part of Playboy’s 56th annual College Football Pigskin Preview. His top 25 and All-America selections:

A photo of September Playboy Playmate Alana Campos or one of a preseason college football All-America player? Some decisions aren't all that hard.

Top 25 Teams
1. USC
2. LSU
3. Alabama
4. Oregon
5. Oklahoma
6. Florida State
7. West Virginia
8. Georgia
9. Michigan State
10. TCU
11. Virginia Tech
12. South Carolina
13. Arkansas
14. Wisconsin
15. Clemson
16. Ohio State
17. Stanford
18. Michigan
19. Oklahoma State
20. Nebraska
21. Utah
22. Texas
23. Notre Dame
24. BYU
25. Kansas State

Preseason All America Team

Coach of the Year: Nick Saban, Alabama
Quarterback: Matt Barkley, USC
Running Backs: Montee Ball, Wisconsin; Knile Davis, Arkansas
Wide Receivers: Tavon Austin, West Virgina; Sammy Watkins, Clemson
Tight End: Tyler Eifert, Notre Dame
Offensive Linemen: Khaled Holmes, USC; Barrett Jones, Alabama; Ricky Wagner, Wisconsin; Chance Warmack, Alabama; D.J. Fluker, Alabama

Defensive Linemen: William Gholston, Michigan State; Star Lotulelei, Utah; Kawann Short, Purdue; Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
Linebackers: Jarvis Jones, Georgia; Manti Te’o, Notre Dame; Chase Thomas, Stanford
Defensive Backs: Tyrann Mathieu, LSU; David Amerson, NC State; Eric Reid, LSU; Nickell Robey, USC
Kicker: Caleb Sturgis, Florida
Punter: Brad Wing, LSU
Kick Returner: De’Anthony Thomas, Oregon

Still speaking of college football and the like, the Big Ten Network celebrated its fifth anniversary with a gathering Thursday night (Aug. 30) in downtown Chicago. Among those present was conference commissioner Jim Delany, who took off his suit coat to play bags with his wife Kitty as part of the evening’s entertainment.

Asked after his impressive performance when bags might become an official NCAA sport, he offered that might occur in the mid to late 2020s. Presumbably sooner, if Delany can regain collegiate eligibility to compete.

If anyone asks, the cakes to celebrate the anniversary were delicious, although probably not low-cal.

Still speaking of college football (non-Big Ten), Kent State’s Andre Parker ran 58 yards with a fumbled punt against Towson State on Thursday. Obviously, he was confused about which direction he should be going. If you think he feels bad, imagine how the two Towson State players who tackled him must have felt. Not that any of that mattered. Muffed punts cannot be returned. So the play merely made for some good video — along with considerable confusion:

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As promised, here is more video from the Chicago Luvabulls final dance-team auditions Aug. 29 to select the 25-woman squad. And, yes, there is even more video. If you’re patient, more video will be coming next week. If you’re impatient, more video will be coming next week. Some of us will be laboring on Labor Day, so rest assured there will be Luvabulls on Monday and Tuesday. Double your money back if there isn’t (what money????).

Anyway, here is some action from the last day of Luvabulls auditions:

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Once again, the latest edition of “Sports & Torts” with co-hosts David Spada and Elliott Harris is available on podcast. The Aug. 30 show features actress/model/TV personality April Rose and football hall of famer Jack Butler, a 2012 inductee to the shrine in Canton, Ohio. He played for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 1950s. To view the video, you can click here.

To view more April, you can click on the following:

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Time for the weekly installment of “Sex House,” the reality-show spoof from the fine folks at The Onion. With former Chicago Blackhawks Ice Crew skater Ashley Lobo among the cast:

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For those who thought it a bit unusual that actor Clint Eastwood talked to a chair at the Republican National Convention, let the record show he does have something of a history of talking to things that do not talk back. Such as this effort from “Paint Your Wagon” in which he sings “I Talk to the Trees.” And so concludes any semblance of political coverage around here:

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