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Jaime Edmondson’s Picks & Pics (updated update)

September 23, 2012 @ No Comments

For what it’s worth, the fine folks at PredictionMachine.com have played a simulated game between the St. Louis Rams and Chicago Bears. If it will make Bears fans feel any better, the Rams are the likely loser. The Bears won 62 percent of the time in 50,000 simulations. Average score: Bears 22.9, Rams 18.5.

Some of the statistical categories:

Total Yards: Rams 296.2, Bears 362.6
Passing Yards: Rams 189.4, Bears 230.8
Yards-Per-Pass: Rams 5.5, Bears 6.9
Passing TDs: Rams 1.1, Bears 1.5
Sacked: Rams 3.5, Bears 2.5
Sacked Yards Lost: Rams 23.1, Bears 16.5
Rushing Yards: Rams 106.8, Bears 131.8
Rushes: Rams 29.4, Bears 28.9
Yards-Per-Rush: Rams 3.6, Bears 4.6
Turnovers: Rams 1.4, Bears 1.3

Player Stats (average from 50,000 games):

St. Louis Rams Passing
Sam Bradford: 20.5-of-34.3 for 212.5 yards, 1.1 TDs and 1.1 INTs
Chicago Bears Passing
Jay Cutler: 20.5-of 33.6 for 247.3 yards, 1.5 Tds and 1.2 INTs

St. Louis Rams Rushing
Steven Jackson: 18.1 carries for 65.6 yards (3.6 per carry), 0.5 TDs
Daryl Richardson: 9.1 carries for 39.7 yards (4.4), 0.1 TDs
Sam Bradford: 2.2 carries for 1.6 yards (0.7), 0.0 TDs
Chicago Bears Rushing
Michael Bush: 19.1 carries for 93.7 yards (4.9), 0.6 TDs
Kahlil Bell: 4.5 carries for 21.5 yards (4.8), 0.2 TDs
Jay Cutler: 5.3 carries for 16.7 yards (3.2) 0.2 TDs

St. Louis Rams Receiving
Danny Amendola: 7.5 receptions for 71.5 yards (9.5 average), 0.3 TDs
Brandon Gibson: 2.5 for 35.6 (14.2), 0.2 TDs
Austin Pettis: 2.9 for 31.1 (10.7), 0.2 TDs
Steve Smith: 1.8 for 22.8 (12.7), 0.1 TDs
Steven Jackson: 3.0 for 20.4 (6.8), 0.1 TDs
Lance Kendricks: 1.6 for 20.3 (12.7), 0.1 TDs
Daryl Richardson: 1.2 for 10.8 (9.0), 0.0 TDs

Chicago Bears Receiving
Brandon Marshall: 5.9 for 75.5 (12.8), 0.5 TDs
Alshon Jeffery: 3.1 for 51.5 (16.6), 0.3 TDs
Earl Bennett: 3.5 for 44.3 (12.7), 0.1 TDs
Kellen Davis: 2.5 for 30.8 (12.3), 0.4 TDs
Devin Hester: 1.5 for 17.7 (11.8), 0.1 TDs
Michael Bush: 1.8 for 17.1 (9.5), 0.1 TDs
Matt Spaeth: 1.1 for 10.4 (9.5), 0.1 TDs
Evan Rodriguez: 1.0 for 0.0 (0.0), 0.0 TDs

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Another Sunday, another reason for running photos of Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson. Not that an excuse is necessary. Jaime does make her picks on the NFL games and uses pictures of herself to have those selections leave a lasting impression in the readers’/gawkers’/whatevers’ mind.

As always, remember these selections are for entertainment purposes only. Of course, if you win a bundle and want to send Jaime a portion for her forecasting acumen, that’s up to you. Knowing Jaime, I would say she would send any proceeds to charitable causes. OK, enough of the typing, let’s get to the picks and pics.

Jaime likes Bears over Rams, Bills over Browns Lions over Titans, 49ers over Vikings, Colts over Jaguars, Saints over Chiefs, Redskins over Bengals, Buccaneers over Cowboys and Dolphins over Jets. A reminder that Jaime once was a Dolphins cheerleader, so she picks Miami every week. And sometimes — such as last week — that works!

You can follow Jaime’s picks — among other interesting 140 character or less conversation — on Twitter: @jaimeedmondson. She also writes the Playboy.com “Play-By_Playmate” column: playboy.com.

In the late games, Jaime likes Falcons over Chargers, Cardinals over Eagles, Texans over Broncos and Steelers over Raiders. For the night game, she favors Ravens over Patriots.

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